If you say or write in your Facebook/MySpace/Friendster that you’re a ‘universal listener’ or that you ‘listen to almost everything’, I won’t think that you’re a free spirited person or you’re ‘open to suggestions’. I will label you as an insecure person who’s afraid to speak your mind because you’re afraid of sticking out like a sore thumb and you have a complex and a desire to please everyone.
If you claim to be a fan of a band but only know one or two songs from their group, I’ll label you as a poser.
If you call yourself a rock or punk fan just because you listen to Avril, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte or My Chemical Romance, I’ll call you an annoying 13 year old.
If you think that Radiohead copied Muse and Pearl Jam copied Creed, I’ll call you a retard.
If you need to know the current music charts on the mainstream radio stations to decide which current songs to use as a ringtone.
If you told me Nirvana had deep lyrics. They had shit for lyrics. Commiting suicide doesn’t make you deep. Kurt Cobain became famous for the same reasons David Beckham did- Pretty boy looks. I’m glad he died. Foo Fighters is a better band in every way.
Left: What Cobain would look like if he was high maintainance.
If you are a PakcikTuaMiangYangDahKahwinTapiSukaLawatKelabDangdutLepasKerja because you like to see the singers gelekkkkk while maintaining their nilai-nilai ketimuran. Kononnya.
I’m judging you because you are the ones who are always judging me first. You tell me I should listen to MCR and Rihanna in order to be hip or cool. You tell me I need to dress like Avril because according to you, that’s how a Minah Rock dresses. I’m not a Minah Rock and I don’t need to dress like a teenage-cheerleader-turned-hooker with a face like a panda to boot.
Siapa lagi mengancam? My money's on the panda.
I realise that this is my second post tonight. I use the hours you spent sleeping to write- I only sleep two hours per night. Quitting a life and starting another can be so strenuous. Sigh.